{"product_id":"pet-status-card","title":"Pet Status Card","description":"\u003cp\u003ePET STATUS CARD 🐾\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause every rez dog, couch goblin, trail protector, and emotional support sidekick deserves official status.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese novelty Pet Status Cards are customized with your pet’s photo, name, nation\/breed, nickname, and chaotic credentials. Printed on durable PVC-style card stock, they’re perfect for wallets, display shelves, pet parents with a sense of humour, or anyone who knows their pet runs the household.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether your dog is:\u003cbr\u003e• Raised on bannock crumbs\u003cbr\u003e• Community security\u003cbr\u003e• Professional auntie visitor\u003cbr\u003e• Or wanted in 3 territories for stealing socks…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card makes it official.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePRODUCT DETAILS:\u003cbr\u003e• Custom pet photo + info\u003cbr\u003e• Durable wallet-sized card\u003cbr\u003e• Full colour print\u003cbr\u003e• Novelty item only\u003cbr\u003e• Made with humour and love\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePLEASE NOTE:\u003cbr\u003eThese are parody\/novelty cards and are not government-issued identification or official status documentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAfter purchase, send:\u003cbr\u003e• Pet photo\u003cbr\u003e• Pet name\u003cbr\u003e• Nation\/breed (optional)\u003cbr\u003e• Nickname\/title\u003cbr\u003e• Any funny details you want included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect gift for Indigenous pet parents, rez dog lovers, and people whose pets definitely have more rights in the house than they do.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"S \u0026 K Collective","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":47992408998126,"sku":null,"price":25.0,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0405\/7753\/2071\/files\/FeministcardMOCKUP-2.png?v=1778180299","url":"https:\/\/sandkcollective.com\/products\/pet-status-card","provider":"S \u0026 K Collective","version":"1.0","type":"link"}