I was put on this Earth to Traumatize the Patriarchy © | Adult T-Shirt
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Small / Black
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📦 Turnaround Time
Please review our current processing and shipping times [here].
📏 Sizing Information
Size charts and fit guides are available [here].
Note:
• Our sizing video applies only to the regular unisex tee.
• Vintage oversized and scoop neck tees fit differently — please review the size chart before ordering.
❤️ Love this design? It’s also available as:
• Mug
• Sweater
• Tote Bag
• Sticker or pin
👕 Choose Your Tee Style
1. Regular Unisex Tee
• Classic fit
• True to size
• Soft cotton-blend
📹 Our sizing video applies to this style
2. Vintage Oversized Tee
• Oversized fit with a worn-in vintage look
• Soft and cozy
🚨 Fits larger than our regular tee — size down if unsure
3. Scoop Neck Bamboo Tri-Blend Tee (Limited Edition – Made in Canada)
• Relaxed fit with a scoop bottom
• Made from bamboo tri-blend:
25% Rayon from Bamboo | 25% Cotton | 50% Polyester
• Lightweight, breathable, and soft with a natural drape
🧺 Garment Care
• Turn inside out
• Machine wash cold with mild detergent
• Hang to dry
• Do not bleach, dry clean, or use fabric softener
⚠️ Disclaimer
Each item is handmade. Slight variations in color, size, or design placement may occur. Colors may appear slightly different depending on your screen settings.