Pet Status Card
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PET STATUS CARD 🐾
Because every rez dog, couch goblin, trail protector, and emotional support sidekick deserves official status.
These novelty Pet Status Cards are customized with your pet’s photo, name, nation/breed, nickname, and chaotic credentials. Printed on durable PVC-style card stock, they’re perfect for wallets, display shelves, pet parents with a sense of humour, or anyone who knows their pet runs the household.
Whether your dog is:
• Raised on bannock crumbs
• Community security
• Professional auntie visitor
• Or wanted in 3 territories for stealing socks…
This card makes it official.
PRODUCT DETAILS:
• Custom pet photo + info
• Durable wallet-sized card
• Full colour print
• Novelty item only
• Made with humour and love
PLEASE NOTE:
These are parody/novelty cards and are not government-issued identification or official status documentation.
After purchase, send:
• Pet photo
• Pet name
• Nation/breed (optional)
• Nickname/title
• Any funny details you want included
Perfect gift for Indigenous pet parents, rez dog lovers, and people whose pets definitely have more rights in the house than they do.